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nineeyedoracle:

Freddie: Rise and shine. Okay we’re gonna stop this. This has to stop now. 

…Come on. 

I don’t even have to watch the actual episode to feel miserable about myself.


(Source: endingasphalt)

pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear


mrsmelchiorgabor:

this is what heterophobia would look like if it was real. if you believe that heterophobia is a real thing that exists, please watch this because you will see that it simply doesn’t exist, that it never has and never will. 

tbh I think everyone should watch this anyway because it’s very clever and very powerful

  • You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
  • Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Friend2: "come back to bed"
  • Friend3: *various sex noises*
  • Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
  • Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
  • Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
  • Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"

foxnewsofficial:

fuck bitches get money smoke weed read books pet small animals donate to charity help the elderly